December 2011
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Watching Come Dine, some woman basically looks like she’s going to win because she’s been a cunt about what everyone else has served.
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I’d love to see a tumblr version of The Social Network.
It would probably just be David Karp saying ‘I wanted to create somewhere that people could see Toy Story, tits and tattoos all at once.’
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Today, facebook has become the world’s shitest supermarket with the amount of photos of random alcohol people are uploading. You’re drinking tonight, we get it.
a junkie collapsed in my work today, felt so sorry for her wee daughter.
I’m not gonna say ‘aw drugs are wrong’ - I don’t take drugs, and it’s up to others what they do - but fucking hell, ruin your own life, don’t ruin a child’s.
We have a breakdancing midget in the cathouse, this is new… Also shite dance music, boo! ):
On my way to the Cathouse in the pissing rain, woo!
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“The internet is not written in pencil, it’s written in ink.”
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I’m reading a tattoo book my sister got me for Christmas, it’s absolutely brilliant, even has some of Michael Foucalt’s social philosophical opinions about tattooing, I love Foucalt. One problem, in the logo section, it says, “no tattoo artist with any valued repute would ever tattoo a swastika.”
*cough cough* someone doesn’t know the real meaning of the...
“New year, new me”. No, the only thing that changes is the calendar, you will always be a cunt.
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Anonymous asked: So like, you're actually really gorgeous :3
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What happened to ‘Monsters University’?! I thought it was due out in November 2011! ):
It’s actually the worst thing ever when you have something you want to say to someone, but you know a shite, twisted version of it will be relayed to someone else and make you look like an utter cunt. It always makes me question if I am actually being a cunt, but I’d like to think I’m always quite reasonable.
I’m in such a pissed off mood with everyone and everything today. There’s a lot of stuff I really want to get off my chest, but can’t, and a load of other shite keeps piling on top of that too.
My eyes are so sore, I’m gonna go for a bath and stuff in the hope that it’s just from tiredness.
I bet I get shampoo in my eyes too, which is obviously the worst physical pain in existence, my eyes are watering even just thinking about it. ):
How can Maltesers be so tasty on their own, yet in a packet of Revels are the worst thing ever?!
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It’s brilliant when people say they like ‘unsigned bands’. Wait, wait a minute there, you like ALL unsigned bands yes?
No, stop trying to be hipster and try to appear to know a lot about music.
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I hate New Year’s resolutions, ‘cause I firmly believe that if you want to change your life, you do it as soon as possible.
But 2012 will be the year of me taking no shite from anyone, I want to be happier and not have to put up with arseholes. Just deleted someone I used to work with on facebook and told him to fuck off on bbm ‘cause he was trying to be a cock - and that is the...
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Forgot LTA’s store went back up yesterday. Bagged the last grey hat, woo! :) Wish the brown ones were still in stock though. ):
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“Art is never finished, only abandoned.”
– Leonardo Da Vinci.
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Anonymous asked: do you like Three Days Grace?
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Also, there’s a guy in my work who knows a fair amount about tattooing, both the methodology, and about tattoo culture. It always makes my day when someone knows about the same, if not more than me on tattoos & tattooing. I love intellectual conversations about alternative art such as tattooing and graffiti.
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Had a big conversation in work today about the human brain, someone was on the verge of ODing on cough medicine she kept drinking so much, which brought up the conversation about pain being psychosomatic. Which is my complete belief. I never take painkillers of any sort, and I only take antibiotics or whatever which are proven to fight the illness there, things like cold/flu tablets are nothing...
I hate it when people use ‘just saying’ or ‘js’ at the end of a sentence. Of course you are ‘just saying’, what else would you be doing? Showing us through interpretive dance?!
Anonymous asked: how old is Dan Brown's we are the ocean?
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My mum thought 8 Mile was ‘that film with the black man and the wee mouse’, haha.
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lesleyydw replied to your photo: Anon that asked, here ya go. This is the bottom…
aaawww and one on your knee cap!? how much of a bitch was that? i really want some on my knee’s ;(
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It wasn’t actually too bad at all! :) bit nippy, but not as bad as the stomach, shin, hip or back of the arm. Knee and ribs are two places where people seem...
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